EBT CARDS THE CONTINUING SAGA

IF YOU FOLLOW MY BLOG THEN YOU KNOW I WAS GRANTED A EBT CARD. EBT FOR THOSE OF YOU NO FAMILIAR WITH WELFARE LINGO MEANS ELECTRONIC BENEFIT TRANSFER.  THE GENERAL FEELING YOU ARE TOLD IS THAT IT AFFORDS THE USER SOME NEW MEASURE OF PRIVACY AND IS MORE EFFICIENT OR SECURE. THE REAL REASON IS THAT IT MAKES IT HARDER TO MISUSE YOUR EBT BENEFITS. CRACK DEALERS WILL TAKE ALMOST ANYTHING AS PAYMENT FOR THEIR PRODUCT THE PROBLEM IS THAT THERE ARE TOO MANY TRUST ISSUES INVOLVED IN THE PROCESS THERE NOT GOING KNOW IF WHAT YOU SAY AS TO HOW MUCH IS ON IT IS TRUE. THE USUAL RATE FOR EXCHANGING EBT CREDITS FOR CRACK COCAINE IS ABOUT FIFTY CENTS ON THE DOLLAR AND IF IF YOU AND HE ARE AGREEABLE TO THE ARRANGEMENT THEN THERE WILL BE AN ADDITIONAL SUR-CHARGE THE INCONVENIENCE OF HAVING TO DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN JUST TAKE A  PARTICULAR SOME OF MONEY FOR THEIR PRODUCT. ON YOUR END YOU MUST TRUST HIM TO NOT SPEND THE ENTIRE AMOUNT OF EBT CREDITS AND THEN TELL YOU SOME LIE ABOUT WHY THE ENTIRE EBT CREDITS HAVE BEEN SPENT.IN ADDITION THERE GOING TO WANT YOU TO LEAVE THE AREA AND COMEBACK AT SOME LATER DATE S YOU ARE NOT PART OF THEIR CREW NOT A GOOD IDEA AS YOU MIGHT WANT TO BUY SOMETHING TO EAT LIKE PORK CHOPS AND TOP RAMEN  CHILDREN TO GET SICK OF PBJ’S. 

IN CLOSING OUT THIS PART OF THE EBT SAGA IT IS MY FEELING THAT USING AND EBT CARD WHAT EVER YOU CALL IT IS LIKE PUTTING DIAMONDS ON A TAMPON HOLDER AT THE END OF THE DAY IT IS STILL A TAMPON HOLDER AND EBT CARDS ARE STILL FOOD STAMPS.

AS I MENTIONED IN A EARLIER POST I MENTIONED THAT I MENTIONED I HAD QUALIFIED FOR THE FOOD STAMP PROGRAM I BITCHED ABOUT THE AMOUNT 71,00 A MONTH FOR TWO PEOPLE, BUT WAS VERY HAPPY THAT I HAD FINALLY GOT SOMETHING I NEEDED AND DESERVED FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. THE CARD WAS MAILED OUT ON NOVEMBER FIRST WHICH WAS A FRIDAY SO I FIGURED I WOULD GET IT ON SATURDAY DID NOT HAPPEN. MONDAY FOR SURE DID NOT HAPPEN. I TRIED 32 TIMES TO CALL THE NEVADA DIVISION OF WELFARE AND SUPPORTIVE SERVICES. AT THIS JUNCTURE I DECIDED THAT MY CARD MAY HAVE BEEN STOLEN OR LOST. THE PAPERWORK I RECEIVED SAID THAT I SHOULD ALLOW UP TO SEVEN DAYS TO RECEIVE THE CARD. WHAT A LOAD I HAVE RECEIVED THREE DIFFERENT NO LETTER FROM THE NEVADA DIVISION OF WELFARE AND SUPPORTIVE SERVICES SINCE MY FOOD STAMPS WERE SUPPOSEDLY SENT OUT.  ONCE YOU HAVE QUALIFIED FOR  FOOD STAMPS A LITTLE KNOWN SERVICE IS AVAILABLE FROM THE FEDS WHICH ALLOWS YOU TO GET DRY GOODS FOR FREE SOMEONE GAVE ME THE ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER BOTH OF WHICH DO NOT SEEM TO EXIST THE NUMBER THEY GAVE ME WAS OUT OF SERVICE AND GOOGLE COULD NOT FIND THE ADDRESS. I WENT CRAZY AND BOUGHT SOME PEPPERMINT ICE CREAM ON MY PAIRED BACK SHOPPING TRIP. MY SHOPPING TRIP WENT BETTER AS MY WING MAN WAS UP AND MADE SURE I LEFT WITH EVERYTHING  I NEEDED AND I WAS ONLY GONE ABOUT THIRTY MINUTES.  I NEVER TAKE MEDICATION AND DRIVE NOT ANY SORT NO PAIN KILLERS NO HAPPY PILLS NOTHING IF I SHOULD GET IN AN ACCIDENT AS OLD PEOPLE WHO ARE DISABLED FREQUENTLY DO IT ALWAYS TURNS OUT THAT THEY ARE HIGH ON A MEDICAL MIXTURE OF THINGS WHICH WOULD PREVENT ANY SANE PERSON FROM GETTING BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A CAR., INSTEAD I VARIED MY ROUTINE WHICH STARTS OFF WITH PRUNE  JUICE FOLLOWED BY OATMEAL AND VITAMINS AND SOME OTHER LIQUID THAT IS SUPPOSED TO HELP WITH A PRUNE JUICE RELATED BODILY FUNCTION. I HAD A RED BULL, AND PUT ON MY HOLSTER CONTAINING A CLOCK 26. I FIND THAT ARMING MY SELF CALMS ME DOWN MAKES ME BE MORE LIKELY TO NOT PUT MYSELF IN SITUATIONS THAT ARE LIKELY  TO LEAD TO HOSTILE CONFRONTATIONS. IF YOU ARE A SCUMBAG THAT IS LOOKING FOR EASY PICKINGS IT IS GOING TO BE A REAL BAD DAY FOR SOMEBODY. IN THE OLD DAYS IF YOU WERE OVER TEN YARD S AWAY AND LOOKING FOR TROUBLE THEN MY PHILOSOPHY WOULD HAVE BEEN TO HIDE OR RUN AWAY,  I CAN NOT RUN AND HIDING INVOLVES CROUCHING WHICH IS ALSO NOT ANY EASIER THAN RUNNING BESIDES I AM COMPELLED BY CIRCUMSTANCE TO HAVE SURRENDERED WHAT LITTLE DIGNITY I HAD IF I AM GOING TO GET ROBBED I AM GOING TO BE STANDING UP AND TAKE LIKE A MAN WITH SOME GUMPTION NO REAL POINT IN TRYING COVER UP ESSENTIAL ORGANS AS THEY DO NOT WORK ANY WAY. AS FOR BEING BEAT TO DEATH IT JUST MEANS MY WIFE GETS MORE MONEY AS I CARRY A RIDER ON MY HOUSE THAT KICKS IN 250.00 DOLLARS IF I DIE  FOR ANY REASON OTHER THAN NATURAL CAUSES. 

 DEAD MAN  OUT.

 

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