CHANGES

THINGS ARE GOING TO CHANGE IN YOU LIFE THE SICKER YOU HAVE TO MAKE LITTLE CHANGES THAT MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER. CHANGE  NUMBER ONE WHEN YOU ARE BITCHING OUT A MANAGER OF YOUR LOCAL MARKET BECAUSE DO NOT HAVE ECO FRIENDLY CARRY OUT BAGS AND HAVE NOT HAD THEM FOR SEVERAL WEEKS YOUR NOT SUPOSED TO START CRYING. TIME FOR ME TOSTART TAKING ANTI-DEPRESENTS. CHANGE NUMBER TWO MEN EVERY WHERE ARE FAMOUS FOR THEIR INABILITY TO GET ALL OF THE PEE IN THE PROPER PLACE. LAST NIGHT I PEED ON MY OWN FOOT SO FROM NOW ON I AM GOING TO SIT DOWN TO TAKE CARE OF MY BUSINESS.CHANGE NUMBER THREE I AM GOING TO SHUT MY PHONE OFF WHEN I AM DRIVING I NO IT IS WRONG AND DANGEROUS TO TALK ON THE PHONE SANS BLUE TOOTH AND THE ONLY BLUE TOOTH I GAN FIND WHICH WILL WORK WITH MY PHONE COSTS ABOUT FIFTEEN DOLLARS ON THE PHONE. I WAS ABLE TO GET SOMEONE FROM THE MAYORS OFFICE TO READ THIS BLOG ALSO FROM SENATOR REIDS OFFICE

IN CLOSING I HAVE GOT SOME REAL HELP FROM OFFICE FOR CONSUMER HEALTH ASSISTANCE WHICH HAS SET ME UP  APPOINTMENTS TO OBTAIN LOCAL HELP IMMEDIATELY AND AN ADVOCATE TO HELP ME FILL OUT THE 64 PAGE OPUS THAT QUALIFIES YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FOR AFFORDABEL INSURANCE ACT MOSTLY KNOWN BY ITS ALIAS OBAMA CARE. I ONLY HAVE TO CONFIRMATION SOURCES FOR THIS NEXT STATEMENT ACCORDING TO HER FROM A STORY SHE HEARD ON CNN UNDER CERTAIN CONDITIONS IT WILL PAY FOR HAIR TRANSPLANTS. IF ANYONE OUT THERE CAN CONFIRM OR DISMISS THIS DROP ME A NOTE. FINALLY TO THE HACKER OUT THERE WHO CAUSED ALL THE DAMAGE TO MY DESKTOP SHAME ON YOU

DEAD MAN OUT

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